Discharged
Straight?
Hmm stretching it...
Bi?
More like sell...
Gay?
Very sadly burdened by more carnal knowledge than I would like...
Kinky?
Haha yeah probably but horribly afraid of cliche and insincerity...
In love?
Always, always, always
Afraid?
Oh yes...
Making history in the bedroom?
Perhaps a footnote...
A father?
God
A mother?
Bad
What are you in the final analysis?
Discharged
Povey 2013