Autocrat

All the party people in the place

May I respectfully express my admiration for the consciousnesses,

And corporeal forms of all the women here

They are ace

May I respectfully express my wish

That all the women who may wish

Take it upon themselves to sit on my face

But only in the context of a loving friendship

I'm far too ruined for marriage or worship

I'm afraid that I have no loyalty

To one love or one royalty

And that just won't do

You want me to be loyal to you

And perhaps a little servile too

Truth be told

I alone need to be in charge of my life

I can't share those decisions with a wife

Perhaps one day I will meet a warrior queen

To whom, when I say

In an unusual way

That I am an autocrat

She will know what I mean

Povey 2013