Autocrat
All the party people in the place
May I respectfully express my admiration for the consciousnesses,
And corporeal forms of all the women here
They are ace
May I respectfully express my wish
That all the women who may wish
Take it upon themselves to sit on my face
But only in the context of a loving friendship
I'm far too ruined for marriage or worship
I'm afraid that I have no loyalty
To one love or one royalty
And that just won't do
You want me to be loyal to you
And perhaps a little servile too
Truth be told
I alone need to be in charge of my life
I can't share those decisions with a wife
Perhaps one day I will meet a warrior queen
To whom, when I say
In an unusual way
That I am an autocrat
She will know what I mean
Povey 2013