Monastery

Every now and then

Some despairing friend

At their wits end

Suggests

That I marry a monastery

What?

No masturbation

Listening to a constant drone

And getting up at 6 am

To do chores

I might as well marry a woman

I think

My tea I drink

Go back to my daydream

And develop my theme

Pardon my misogyny

But it's nothing

Compared to my misanthropy

Ah I love you all

One day love will fall

And I will give my all

Povey 2013