DEFF-WATCH
The Deff-Watch are a unique and specially trained Squad of Ork Nobs that dedicates its every hour to killin aliens & hunting down the associated loot. They are the Heavy Hitters of Waaaaugh Trash-Bag, ## charged with protecting it in its search of information, containment, and ultimate destruction of all fings what aint Ork.
Rather than following the usual clan model, the Nobs themselves are drawn from many different warlords and clans. These chapters have sworn very colorful oaths to raise a unit of Mega-Nobs specifically for this task. The warriors are then gathered together to fight where and when they are needed, against whichever alien git what needs killin.
Usually, the Deff-watch team is led by a Mega-Nob, but in extreme circumstances, a Deff-watch Weird-Boy may take command of the unit. Their word is law, and can take anyfing from any Ork nearby to complete da mission. They are the best armed and trained units of all Orkoids. They might be deployed in areas where a conventional Waaaaugh might draw too much retribution, or if the other Orks in the sector are too weedy for the task. The presence of the Deff-watch team is always respected, even though they are feared by all those who know of them.
Years ago, a Conclave of Weird Boyz and Wise Ones known as the Skull Session - convened with the purpose of formulating a cunning plan for a galaxy-wide strategy to combat the many alien troopies assailing Da Orks. Foreseeing an age where Orks would eventually consume all the stars, the conclave sat and debated for many moons. Some advocated the blastin of all aliens fings, , some argued that they should be enslaved.
However a strategy was eventually formed and the Konclave requested an audience with many Warlords, Warbosses and other Arch-Maniacs. After hearing the Weirdboyz, pleas, the Warlords deliberated for one night before giving their verdict: they and the Deff-Watch would together say a tricky oath and form a new type of squad ,one drawn entirely from Mega-Nobs or better from all clans.
The Deff-watch doesn't operate its own fleet, but the most notable of the ships it has is the Skull-Kroozer Zee, a stealthy and specialized bombardment vessel (Terror Ship) to enact Revenginatus upon worlds about to be lost to the Imperium. The Deff-watch often deploys from sneaky little blackened drop odds for planetary strike operations.
Sometimes a surgical strike is better than a big hammer drop, but the Mek-Boyz and Bad-Doks can argue that point all afternoon.
GOFF REP: DEFF DRED
Bregon Mugdrakka, Squad Boss (for now)
The Dok poured Bregon's goop into a mold and reforged him, he now pilots a Mega-Dred with Rippa Klaws and Psycho Gubbinz. Does not know the meaning of 'holding back'.
Bregon waltzes into battle and psy-fries everything.
Just like he did his fate points.
BAD MOON REP: TANK BUSTA
Kordex Kanscraypa ; Heavy Weapons
Kommando in charge of loot acquisition. Usually dropping down in a rokk pod with the rest of his Boyz Wifout Bordaz, he and his boyz don their armory, sneak into an area and steal EVERYTHING, increasing the Deff-Watch's Profit Factor. Kordex often offers advice, locations of alternate loot stashes, or intell about high-level aliens to the Deff Squad.
BLOOD AXE REP: MEGA MEK-DOK
Mista Kazzkratt ; Pain-Boy
Wants to loot all things. Even the sensor echoes in the warp. Da Deffwotch Chief Dok is more of an armored vehicle. His Flamer-equipped Power-Klaws hit like scalpels; His Mega-Armor is assisted by grots. He enjoys eating them after the plasma cannon decides to "vent" , they taste like french fries and it gives him some of the lost health back.
DEFF SKULLZ REP: KOMMANDO
Swifty Skulljakka ; Sneaky Git
Swifty is a walking arsenal of heavily modified armaments, packing gravitics, pulse, lightning and a power field . This unique field emanates from his boots which are made of Necrons. He's also convinced that at least half the Imperial Marines out there are secretly buddies to orks and would buy him a drink if they could just find the right tavern.
EVIL SUNZ REP: CYB-ORK
Grimdek Poppajok ; head-smasher *
With his Deathcutter and his nearly complete collection of Grenade types, he will rokkit his way to finding culinary perfection, even if it means "sampling" every Xeno species in the 41st millenium. Recently, Grimdek learned about battlefield medicine , which is not the foods he thought was what those giant syringes were full of until now.
SNAKE BITE REP: FLASH GIT
Sagador Teefsnatcha ; senior head-popper **
Squeezes into tight spaces and somehow finds ways to snipe from them. Sniper Orks are twice as scary, especially popping up at ten paces with automatic weapons.
But he won't be able to sleep at night, unless some time that day he put a slug into someone's dome.
* dis means he first jacks up any kind of special enemy, like a psyker, witch, ethereal, or other sorcery types what cause trouble.
** and dis means sniper, ranger, or assassin or sumpin like dat.
## The Waaaugh was started by Arch-Conqueror Turash-Vag, but his name was soon mocked by humans, cheeky grots, and others as Trash-Bag.