Orky-Deff-Watch

N THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE, WAR RAGES THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY. MANKIND IS UNDER SIEGE ON ALL SIDES FROM XENOS, HERETICS, AND THE TAINT OF CHAOS. THE SPACE MARINES, THE IMPERIUM'S FINEST SOLDIERS, BRING WAR TO THE ENEMIES OF MAN. THEIRS IS AN ENDLESS FIGHT, AS THEY WORK TO SAVE MANKIND FROM GALAXY BRIMMING WITH FOES.

(record needle scratch)

DIS AIN'T DAT STORY . . . . SOMEWHERE IN DEEP SPACE, A BUNCH OF ORKS HAVE GOTTEN ALL TOGETHER AT A POW-WOW, (WITH NO FIGHTING, THAT's THE TRUE MIRACLE) AND DONE DA IMPOSSIBLE! A KUNNING PLAN !

DA STUPID 'UMIES AIN'T EVA GONNA KNOW WHAT HIT'EM!

OVER ON THE OUTBOUND TRADE KROOZA H.M.S. KRUMPAPRIZE #

THE NOB KREW READIES FOR ACTION IN THE HUMIE BASE AT DAT GORGUN HIVE.....

The Deff-Watch are a unique and specially trained Squad of Ork Nobs that dedicates its every hour to killin aliens & hunting down the associated loot. They are the Heavy Hitters of Waaaaaugh Trash-Bag, ##

Being they is charged with protecting it , and in search of recon, information, containment, and ultimate destruction of all fings what aint Ork.

Rather than following the usual clan model, the Nobs themselves are drawn from many different warlords and clans. These chapters have sworn very colorful oaths to raise a unit of Mega-Nobs specifically for this task. The warriors are then gathered together to fight where and when they are needed, against whichever alien git what needs killin.

Usually, the Deff-watch team is led by a Mega-Nob, but in extreme circumstances, a Deff-watch Weird-Boy may take command of the unit. Their word is law, and can take anyfing from any Ork nearby to complete da mission. They are the best armed and trained units of all Orkoids. They might be deployed in areas where a conventional Waaaaugh might draw too much retribution, or if the other Orks in the sector are too weedy for the task. The presence of the Deff-watch team is always respected, even though they are feared by all those who know of them.

Months ago, a Conclave of Weird Boyz, Warlords, Mega-Nobs, and other Wise Ones known as the Skull Session - convened with the purpose of formulating a Kunnin Plan for a galaxy-wide strategy to combat the many alien troopies assailing Da Orks. Foreseeing an age where Orks would eventually consume all the stars, the conclave sat and debated for many weeks. Some advocated the blastin of all aliens fings,,,, , some argued that the humies should be enslaved.

Well the first squad finally got krumped, sad really. So today the second stringers have set out on the latest mission, and the destination is heaps of glory....

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ NOTES WHAT GOT WROTE ON YA FOOT ~~~~~~~~~~~

# H.M.S. KRUMPAPRIZE is a disguised Trader used as a way into Humie territory. HMS "mean Hide My Shtuff"

## The Waaaugh was started by Arch-Conqueror Turash-Vag, but his name was soon mocked by humans,

cheeky grots, and others as Trash-Bag.