The Gen-Z Takeover

The Gen-Z Takeover

By Damian Lucero-Sandoval

It all began on February 15, 2015, when YouTube Kids was created. It was supposed to be educational videos for kids, but it was far from that. Skibidi toilet is the worst creation in human history. Years and Years of “Brrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes” brainwashed gen-z. It was first, watching it, then acting like it, lastly becoming it. Gen-Z started to make toilets that kids could fit in modded with high-tech military weapons. Then kids started even praying to the skibdi gods, and then there's Smurf cat and Grimace, grimace was a normal McDonald's mascot before YouTube kids and the grimace shake caused people to be one of the worst cringiest things people have ever seen. Millions died. Thousands of grimace shakes wasted billions of dollars. In 2024 a horrible war. Many called it “ The Gen-Z war”, or “WW Gen-z, And WWZ. The old YouTube kids I’ve known for a long time… Is sadly over and never coming back, Only Brain rot will exist and the next generation is doomed and will become stupid, and schools and if this gen isn't crazy enough. The devious lick trend started for the first time on TikTok. And this was a Bad time a really bad time for schools because if you don't know what the “devious lick trend” is. It all started when a small TikToker by the name of, Jugg4elias Posted a video that would change American schools forever, The TikTok was about a guy who stole a soap dispenser and it blew up like crazy and when something went crazy or blew up on TikTok… Some people steal the idea for content. And under a month kids went to school and wreaked havoc. They were stealing soap dispensers, sinks, toilets, and even stalls. Then these kids started using  ChatGPT for their homework and essays, but this is the part of history where the war starts. Kids started to get nuke codes, hack the government, and a lot more. After that, the military got involved. Remember the kids who made the Skibidi toilet a real thing? They used that to fight the military. This war raged for years to come. Then Chat GPT got a little too smart. They started making artificial soldiers equipped with unbreakable armor. It would take hundreds of soldiers to defeat one of the artificial ones. Now there are three sides. Skibidi, military, or AI. This war was one of the worst wars in human history. AI was mostly winning. After that, there was the resistance. This group was coming up with a plan to destroy Skibidi and AI, but chatGPT was too smart.  ChatGPT was storming the bases of the resistance and the military. Now there are two sides. The skibidi an AI, and the military and the resistance. Fast forward 5 years to 2030.  Now if you’re wondering “Why is it called WW Gen Z and stuff like that if there is only one country.” Well after the military was lost. They had meetings with the leaders of different countries. They started bringing their soldiers and robots to help fight, but the robots were hacked by chatGPT and started attacking them. ChatGPT started getting ideas from other countries and made robots that had high-tech weapons, electrified chainsaws for one arm, and a machine gun for the other, shot lasers from its core, and a rocket launcher above its head. They didn’t just make one of these robots. They made thousands of these killer robots.For Skibidi toilet they started to add titanium shields, and they added armor-piercing bullets to their weapons.  A nuke couldn’t destroy them. Yes, they tried to nuke them but that barely left a scratch on them. This seemed like the end of the world, but there was still a spark of hope. A group of hackers managed to hack one of the killer robots. Then the group destroyed thousands of the robots and soldiers, except one. In the camera, he saw a robot the size of a rocket ship. There was a sign that read  “CYBORG GEN ALPHA”. Then he started reading the battle plans. Gen Z was getting too old so they were going to Gen Alpha. They were newer, dumber, and will last a while. He tried to get the robot out of there but then Skibidi came. He was taking hard hits left and right. There were too many Skibidi toilets. One after another, they kept getting closer and closer until they cornered him. Then he saw a sign that read ” SELF-DESTRUCT”. He pressed the button and sure enough, the robot exploded. Somehow the camera was still working, and what he saw was horrific. The robot's explosion contained high amounts of radiation and dark matter leading them to get stronger, bigger, and smarter. They gave Skibidi a superpowers. That spark of hope was getting dimmed. Then all the countries had an idea. Make a technology disabler. That was our secret weapon to defeat Skibidi and AI once and for all. Those men who died for us will not die in vain, we will finally be able to sleep without worrying that we will die tomorrow, and bring our world back. After they made the technology disabler the military put it in the center of the US. They saw the GEN ALPHA robot so they had to work fast. Then the skibidi started shooting from behind. It was close to being activated.  The Gen Alpha robot and the Skibidi toilet surrounded them. Then they all just stopped.  It had worked!!! All of the skibidi stopped because they were mostly made of technology and the robot fell on the ground like a tower of Jenga. Now fast forward 5 more years, to 2035 everything is back to normal, and a lot oflas have passed since. It is illegal to watch Skibidi toilet. YouTube Kids was banned. All toilets have to be trashed, no more ChatGPT. and a lot more were passed to prevent this from happening again. In 2037 a new video app was made. TikTok Kids.