Any Average Scary Movie

This is based off of many, MANY scary movies i have watched in my whole life.

It was a dark and scary night in town and a group of teenagers decided it was a good idea to go into the woods. The group had Jack, Brian, Isaac, Scarlet, Quinn, and Erica

"Hey guys, let's go to the woods right now even though it's 10:00 p.m.," Jack suggested. "Sure that sounds fun let's go" Brian agreed. "but remember to leave your phones here so we don't lose them in the woods."   Isaac said, "Now let's goooooo!!"As all 6 of them jumped in the poorly working car they went to death woods."Isn't it kinda weird that many people have died there AND it's called Death Woods?"Scarlet asked, "Nah" Erica answered." Yeah according to Wikipedia, it's one of the safest places on earth" Quinn assured, "And Wikipedia is never wrong" A few minutes later they are in the middle of the forest with no protection, no lights, no water, and the list goes on."BANG, BOOM, CRACK, PEW PEW" "Did you guys hear anything?" Brian asked the group "Nope" Quinn replied"QACHOO BOOM BOOM VRROOOOM CRACK CRACK" "Oooo now I hear it" Isaac exclaimed. "Well let's split up and find the sound."As they all split up a big and obvious man was watching them, and yes he made the sounds. Bro ate too much Taco Bell ☠️☠☠️☠️☠️☠️. After a few minutes, they got back together."Did you guys find anything" Erica asked. Isacc answered "Nothing besides a phone, 2 gallons of water, a radio, a knife, matches, a ..." "No one cares, throw that stuff away. Did  anyone find the source of the sound?" Jack asked." I dunno, what about we ask that guy over there?" The big obvious man said"Grr I'm angry" "RUN HE'S GOING TO KILL US AHHHHHHHH" Scarlet screamed. then everyone started running. Left, right, up, down. they ran. "grr get away from me" The big obvious man stated. He was walking very slowly with his spoon." Where should I hide, in that very small shed or hide in that house with a 10-inch unbreakable door with weapons too? Maybe the shed is better."Erica answered herself.  Then she hid. The big obvious man (TBOM for short) went inside the shed and told Erica his whole life story then Erica hit him in the head with a shovel. She thought to herself. "should I finish him off or should I leave him with the shovel, And like any scary movie she left the shovel with him. Then she ran when and then she ran into a tree. Then Brian and Quinn found an abandoned house.  They decided to hide in a bush and then Brian asked"Where is he? I don't see him "What about you ask him yourself, he's right there dumb dumb." Quinn answered.  "WAIT WHAT?!" Brian yelled. TBOM did not hear Brian scream his lungs out and TBOM didn't hear a single thing.  "WHOFF, I'M HAPPY THAT HE DIDN'T HERE US!!!" Brian yelled at the top of his lungs, and then TBOM didn't hear a thing. "Ok now let's go," Quinn told Brian.  They saw the car and had a difficult choice to make, stay with the cereal killer or leave with the car, and of course, they stayed. If you're wondering where Isaac, Scarlet, and Jack are here you go. “ Where are we?” asked Scarlet, “Wherever that sign says” Isaac responded.The sign read "TURN BACK NOW” “Hmm wonder why it says that?” Jack wondered, And like any scary movie they kept going.”Ohh guys I have to take a dump.” Isaac told them.”Then why don't you use the porta-potty of the woods!” Jack answered sarcastically. “Oh ok. It won’t be long” Isaac assured, then he ran to a porta-potty named “The Porta-Potty of the Woods” “Wait what, who on earth would put a porta-potty here?” Jack powdered for a moment. “ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” Isaac screamed.”Is Isaac ok?!!” Scarlet worried.Jack replied, “Well only one way to find out.”As they were walking to the porta-potty they heard Isaac scream again. So they slowly opened the door. And they saw 2 things, First was Isaac, and he looked like he had just seen a ghost, the second thing they saw wasn’t so pleasant. TBOM was in the toilet. The only thing Jack and Scarlet were thinking in their head when they saw him was “Brrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes, skibidi dop dop deep deep.”But they were also thinking in their head “How on earth did this man get in the toilet, how did he even fit in there.”  Now that they had him stuck in one place Scarlet went to go gather everyone. After a few minutes, they were all standing right in front of TBOM, and then Quinn asked “Why were you trying to kill us?” “I wasn’t I was only trying to find a bathroom.”TBOM answered, “Why?” Jack asked, “I had just come from Taco Bell, and the bathroom was closed, so I used my app, ‘Find a Toilet’ and the nearest one to me was here.”TBOM replied “That makes sense, that's why you didn’t want near you. And that also explains why there were weird noises.”Erica announced. “Soooooo, could you like get me out of here? It's kinda uncomfortable in a toilet.” TBOM, “and my name is Teddy” After they got Teddy out of the toilet the group went home and lived happily ever after. Well for 5 of them. “Um… guys where are you?,” Brian asked scared.

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