Why the Capitals aren't a very good team

FIrst of all, there best player is 38 years old which sucks because after 40 people are kinda washed. This guys name is Alex Ovechkin. The dude literally has no teeth. And overall not a very good player. He can't score, basically can't do anything. Let me show you a photo of this guy. 

Second of all, the  capitals goalie isn't very consistent. He makes good saves but he doesn't make them very often. He kinda took the capitals out of 2023 playoffs because he couldn't save the puck.  I get it they played a tough team but some of the goals that the rangers had should have been saved. I am pretty sure one of the goals went through his legs. Sadly I have no picture of him. 

I rest my case. My name is Lucca Tobias. If you need to reach out to me, my email is on the front page of the TWS