Conservertial Questions

Controversial Questions

By Noah Solovey, Interviewing My Dad

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Is water wet?

Yes

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

Yes

Does a straw have two holes or one?

One

Is cereal considered soup?

No

Is a thumb a finger?

Yes

If you are at a restaurant and your waiter doesn't come back, are you the waiter?

No

Which came first — the chicken or the egg?

Chicken

Is it better to have a small group of close friends or a large group of acquaintances?

Small Group of Close Friends

Toilet Paper should go under.

No

The toilet seat should always be left down.

Yes

Cats are better than dogs.

NO!

Would you rather have fingers as long as your legs or legs as long as your fingers?

Neither

What’s your opinion on people who wear socks with sandals?

Not good...

Would you rather fight a horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

100 Duck-Sized Horses