Jolly Rancher Listicle

Jolly Rancher Listicle

By Noah Solovey

No questions asked: Jolly Ranchers are one of the most legendary candies of all time. One of my favorite parts about Jolly Ranchers are that there are countless flavors, and they're all so delicious. But some flavors are better then others, and that's what we'll be discussing in this listicle.

8th: Grape

Grape is 100% a classic and beloved flavor by all Jolly Rancher fans, but is it that good? The flavor is very bland, and it's overwhelming when you open a big bag of Jolly Ranchers and the majority is grape.

7th: Cherry

Putting cherry in 7th hurts! Cherry is a classical flavor, and it is good for when you have a cold. But otherwise, why would you ever choose cherry?

6th: Golden Pineapple

Don't get me wrong, Golden Pineapple is one of my favorite flavors and it is delicious. But is it just me or is anything flavored pineapple something you'll enjoy over and over again? No.

5th: Lime

For realistic flavor, 1st; but when judging it overall, 5th. Lime doesn't seem like a normal candy flavor on paper, but Jolly Rancher proves otherwise. The only reason why lime isn't higher up is because it's so hard to find, and by the time you find the flavor, you're so tired you can't even enjoy the Jolly Rancher.

4th: Watermelon

In the summer, Watermelon is by far my favorite. In any other season, it just tastes good. It tastes amazing, though it's not better then 1st, 2nd, and 3rd.

3rd: Green Apple

I'm trying to make this editorial the least subjective as possible, so that's why it's not in first. Trying to notice all opinions, green apple is kind of a gross flavor itself, though it tastes very good.

2nd: Blue Rasberry

Ok, this flavor is nothing but scrumdidlydumpcious, if that is even a word. It has it all, flavor, population in a bag, taste, great in every season, and more. I personally don't like Blue Rasberry, but everyone besides me does. But first place, even an old lady would enjoy.

1st: Mango

Mango Jolly Ranchers are one of the best inventions the world has seen. It has it all 10! Nothing can beat the amazing feeling of having a mango Jolly Rancher on your tongue.

There you have it, my rankings of Jolly Ranchers. I hope you agree though if you don't, please go to the contact TWS page and we can banter about Jolly Ranchers!