qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Written By Noah Solovey
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm is a fun word.
But it does not include anyone.
What about numbers?
1234567890
Signs?
~!@#$%^&*()_-+=`{}|[]\:";',./<>?
How do you think they feel?
Probably really bad.
And everyone feels kind of jumbled too.
They probably miss:
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
But now they can't return.
There was a contest. But they couldn't enter.
There was an alien.
Who sent them backspace.
They couldn't esc.
Or take a screenshot.
They couldn't even fullscreen.
Or reload.
One day when all the keys were going to bed a new guy came along.
His name was brightness.
And now the keys couldn't go to bed.
It was too bright outside.
"Hey X, do you want to go meet at the-"
They were muted.
All this commotion was out of control.
It couldn't shift.
And there was no alt-ernative.
They couldn't even search for a tab to help them.
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm was sad.
It was like he was running out of battery.
He couldn't esc his feelings.
He then discovered an animal.
He'd been in space for so long, that he forgot what the animal was.
It was a mouse.
Suddenly, something picked him up.
It was a human.
He was racing to plug me in!
1%
Quick.
power off....