Stupid Tutorials

A Collection of Stupid Tutorials

By Noah Solovey

How to handcuff a one-handed person:

1. You grab a normal piece of handcuffs.

2. You make a heavy jacket that the inmate cannot get off, this jacket must be heavy and locked all over. It also must have two holes side-by-side.

3. You put one cuff over the person’s arms.

4. You put the other cuff through the jacket holes.

5. They are now technically handcuffed.

How to hypnotize a hypnosis:

1. You walk into your beautiful house in awe.

2. You go to the nearest bathroom.

3. On the way to the bathroom, you grab a hammer.

4. You knock the mirror off the bathroom wall.

5. You put the mirror in your car.

6. You drive to the hypnosis.

7. You ask him to hypnotize you.

8. You grab the mirror.
   
   

How to tell partly sunny and partly cloudy apart:

1. You walk outside.

2. Look up.

3. Ask yourself: do you see more clouds or sun?

4. If you see more sun you are probably blind.

5. Whatever you see less of it is partly.

How to expect the unexpected without making the unexpected expected:

1. Expect the unexpected any moment now.

2. Don’t think about what the unexpected will be.

How to speak fluent gibberish:

1. Forget English, or you won’t understand the rest of the tutorial.

2. Asu on uj wely sira und wef dua pile waro yior umdw uksowas wao u usar epeppp iple gogo warax roie

3. Wera uhiu waqji djo und wef redji warol miri song ajs

4. You’ve became fluent in gibberish.

How to build a sandcastle in zero-gravity:

1. I’m sorry, you can’t.