Random Rants #6

Random Rants #6 by Madeline Perchiniak

“The secret of getting ahead is getting started” -Mark Twain

A quote that I cannot relate to!

Welcome back to another Random Rants where I half roast myself, and half complain about the world around me! Fun, right? Anyways. As always, this week has awoken plenty of annoying aspects of my life, and I’m going to spend the next fifteen minutes writing about them. Enjoy!

Hopping into the first irritation of my week, pencil cases. Now, I love the look of a pencil pouch, but oh my goodness, it is so hard to find things in them. Like when people ask me for a pencil, it's like sure, but you’re going to have to give me fifteen minutes to find it. I mean not actually, but I am going insane this year. The people who have actual pencil cases that hold things in place are absolutely winning. 

Moving forward, paper towels. Why do some of them entirely not work? You had one job. I do not understand how any company was like “Hey! Let's make a paper towel that just pushes around liquids! No, what are you talking about? It absolutely does not have to work, are you crazy?” Honestly, this is just how I imagine this goes down, but for real, it’s annoying. Also, the literal point of a paper towel is to absorb things, so I don’t know whose idea it was to pretty much scam people, but get it together, please. 

And we’re already at the last topic of the day, Airpod cases. Why do they always not work? I swear, I had an Airpod case like two years ago that literally fell off whenever I dropped my Airpods. What? I’m pretty sure that it's supposed to protect the Airpods, not have the Airpods protect it. It makes no sense. Again, please test your products before you sell them because this makes me so mad. Side note: why do Airpods dent so easily? Or at least in my case.

I don’t even know how to close this because I’m running out of transition words! Lets hope that I can actually keep up a schedule and make one of these every week!

Bye!