On the first day of mining,
My shift boss gave to me…
An underground Toyota… LV
On the second day of mining,
My shift boss gave to me...
2 Jumbo’s boring,
And a underground, Toyota LV...
On the third day of mining,
My shift boss gave to me...
3 blokes for charging,
2 Jumbo’s boring,
And a underground, Toyota LV...
On the fourth day of mining,
My shift boss gave to me...
4 loaders bogging,
3 blokes for charging,
2 Jumbo’s boring,
And a underground, Toyota LV...
On the fifth day of mining,
My shift boss gave to me...
5 fifty-tonne trucks,
4 loaders bogging,
3 blokes for charging,
2 Jumbo’s boring,
And a underground, Toyota LV...
On the sixth day of mining,
My shift boss gave to me...
6 cubes of spraying,
5 fifty-tonne, trucks,
4 loaders bogging,
3 blokes for charging,
2 Jumbo’s boring,
And a underground, Toyota LV...
On the seventh day of mining,
My shift boss gave to me...
7 metres of stripping,
6 cube of spraying,
5 fifty-tonne, trucks,
4 loaders bogging,
3 blokes for charging,
2 Jumbo’s boring,
And a underground, Toyota LV...
On the eighth day of mining,
My shift boss gave to me...
8 different headings
7 metres of stripping
6 cubes of spraying
5 fifty–tonne, trucks
4 loaders bogging,
3 blokes for charging,
2 Jumbo’s boring,
And a underground, Toyota LV...
On the ninth day of mining,
My shift boss gave to me...
9 days of grouting,
8 different headings,
7 metres of stripping,
6 cubes of spraying,
5 fifty –tonne, trucks,
4 loaders bogging,
3 blokes for charging,
2 Jumbo’s boring,
And a underground, Toyota LV...
On the tenth day of mining,
My shift boss gave to me...
10 written warnings,
9 days of grouting,
8 different headings,
7 metres of stripping,
6 cubes of spraying,
5 fifty-tonne, trucks,
4 loaders bogging,
3 blokes for charging,
2 Jumbo’s boring,
And a underground, Toyota LV...
On the eleventh day of mining,
My shift boss gave to me...
11 pumps for pumping,
10 written warnings,
9 days of grouting,
8 different headings,
7 metres of stripping,
6 cubes of spraying,
5 fifty–tonne, trucks,
4 loaders bogging,
3 blokes for charging,
2 Jumbo’s boring,
And a underground, Toyota LV....
On the twelfth day of mining,
My shift boss gave to me...
12 hours of whinging,
11 pumps for pumping,
10 written warnings,
9 days of grouting,
8 different headings,
7 metres of stripping,
6 cubes of spraying,
5 fifty–tonne, trucks,
4 loaders bogging,
3 blokes for charging,
2 Jumbo’s boring,
And a underground, Toyota LV....
Len Newey 2012