My Resume !
It’s been some time,
Since I've looked for work..
I need a new resume,
I've got to find a clerk...
It seems you need some paperwork,
To show you have really toiled...
You must have this bull sheet,
Or your best laid plans are all foiled...
No bloody handshake,
That will never do...
You must have this document,
To get into the queue...
And those fancy words,
Some which I cannot spell...
All this crazy jargon,
Which doesn't go down well...
It sounds like I’m some professor,
With highest degree...
This isn't who I am,
It simply isn't me...
No sir,
You’ve got the wrong bloke here...
I’m just an old battler,
Who likes a to drink a beer...
So I call on you employers,
I’m the bloke that you need...
If you want a fresh new face,
I’m the one yes, indeed...
Before you know it mate,
I’ll turn your place right around...
Your profits all going up,
And your debts going down...
Now hurry while you can,
This offer will not last...
As there are more fish in the ocean,
It just depends where I cast...
Len Newey 2015