Santa's Not So Popular
Santa’s getting ready,
This year is he’s come prepared...
The last few years at Christmas time,
Has left him flying scared...
He’s installed GPS missile tracking,
When he flies over the Ukraine...
In case they get him confused,
With another Russian plane...
Yes he’s been bashed and mugged a lot,
His patience is wearing thin...
With a growing mob of people,
That just won't let him in...
eBay has caused a riot,
It’s hard to make ends meet...
The paperwork he's got to go through,
To get into your street...
He thinks he's a bit out dated,
Not as popular as it seems
Less believe in Santa,
He's not even in your dreams.....
So don't give up on Santa,
We need a plan to set things right..
You’re not going anywhere,
Don't give in without a fight...
Facebook is the place,
That’s where we’re going to start...
We'll get your story on the web,
It will be a work of art...
With over Ten Billion likes,
Suddenly Santa was a hit...
Then it was off to good old You Tube,
He simply didn’t quit...
Within days he had gone viral,
He had everyone on his side...
The spirit of Christmas had returned,
Along with Santa's pride...
The jolly old bloke was happy,
He was king of the kids once more..
As he set about delivering presents,
To the wealthy and the poor...
Apart from his trusty sleigh,
He now has drones that help him out...
He has gone high tech,
That's without a doubt...
So maybe this Christmas Eve,
When you’re lying in your bed...
You will be woken by the sound,
Of Santa’s flying drones instead...
Merry Christmas
Len Newey