Here I Am At 50,
I Thought This Day Would Never Come...
It Only Seems Like Yesterday,
When I Use To Swill That Rum...
A Lot Of Things Have Happened,
In My Life Along The Way...
I Met My True Love Helen,
Who Is Still Here With Me Today...
She Tried Her Best To Guide Me,
But It Was A Long And Winding Road...
And I Veered Off Course A Few Times,
As My Bullshit Wisdom Flowed...
Those Days Of Rough And Tumble,
Would Soon Come To An End...
When Three Young Girls Saw Through Me,
It Was Time To Make Amends...
They All Tried Their Very Hardest,
To Change My Wicked Ways...
Which Only Left Me More Confused,
And A Little Dazed...
So Here I Stand Before You,
I’m Surely Not So Bad...
A Little Rough Around The Edges,
From The Good Times That I Had...
It Really Is A Pleasure,
To Know You One And All...
So Drink Up All You Bastards,
It’s Time To Have A Ball...
Cheers From Lenny 30/04/2011