Merlin Magic
There’s a little secret,
that is hidden beneath the ground
Way below the surface,
is where this magic liquid’s found
It was found by accident,
when drilling in Merlin mine
A stray hole by a driller
when he went a bit off line
He hit the mother lode,
a magical little brew
It was to be the savior,
of this motley crew
As they tried to plug the hole,
and stop the mine from flood
One of these old blokes fell over,
and landed in the mud
He had a bit of trouble,
as he could barely see
So he washed his face and hands,
with this water that flowed so free
Then in the coming days ahead,
strange things did unfold
This bloke who was drenched in water,
had a story that would be told
When he awoke the next morning,
he had felt a lot better than before
And we he looked into the mirror,
he was astounded at what he saw
He looked a little younger,
and his skin had a certain glow
It must have been that water,
that was in the mine below
So they bottled up that brew,
and gave it to their friends
One drink of this concoction,
your mind and body would be cleansed
So they devised a master plan,
as the company’s future was so tragic
We can try and save this mine
with the sales from Merlin Magic !
They worked night and day,
bottling that special brew
Sending around the world,
from Australia to Peru
It proved to be so popular,
Merlin Magic a hit
Without the magic water,
we would all be in a shit
So the moral to the story,
I’m sure you have been told
Often the things we take for granted,
can be worth their weight in gold !
Len Newey 2013