The Telemarketer
My mobile rang last night,
The number was unkown…
Who was this person,
Who was ringing on my phone…
Should I take the call,
Or let it just ring out…
Can I stand not knowing,
What the call is all about…
So I decide to take the call,
And put the phone up to my ear…
After a second or two of silence,
It was worst felt fear…
A bloody telemarketer,
A serial flamin pest…
This bloke from god knows where,
Would put my patients to the test…
I didn’t want a thing,
I’m not interested mate…
But the bugger kept on yaking,
It was time to set him straight…
So I just hung up the phone,
And he was gone without a trace…
That unwanted little fellow,
Went into cyberspace…
It’s a simple thing to do,
Don’t listen to their spiel…
Just hang up quickly,
Before you take that deal…