Well I see it’s time to vote,
Tomorrow is the day…
We’ve heard all of their rhetoric,
It’s time to have our say..
But I’m a bit confused,
Two papers to fill in…
A green and a white one,
If the bastards are to win…
Apparently the House of Representatives,
That’s the green one, it’s rather small…
You have number every box,
Put a number in them all…
But the white paper is for the senate,
That’s the one which is immense,
This one gets a bit confusing,
It seems to make no sense…
They have thrown a spanner in the works,
Just to really make you think,
After you battle with this paperwork,
You’ll be looking for a drink…
Because they have given you a choice,
To vote above or below the line…
At least six above, or twelve below,
And everything is fine…
What a load of bullshit,
Now they’ve spoilt my day…
If they kept it bloody simple,
We’d all be on our way…
It should be like a betting ticket,
At the local TAB…
I think most would think that’s better
I’m sure you would agree…
So take your time on Saturday,
Ask for some advice…
Because if you get it wrong,
You’ll have to pay the price…