With a few weeks left to Christmas,
The festivities had begun...
The parties had all started,
We were all out having fun...
While out along the highways,
And the shortcuts to my home...
Was a bunch of busy policeman,
Everywhere I roamed...
The booze bus was very busy,
They were lined up at least three deep...
All awaiting the verdict,
By the sounding of that beep...
Lucky for me I used my head
I caught myself a cab...
This was one lucky bloke,
Who they didn't need to nab !
As I listened quite closely,
To that message they all said...
If you drink and you drive,
I could end up being dead...
That advice was well worth taking,
It was the smallest price to pay...
As I celebrate with family,
Yet another Christmas Day...