Phone Cards Are Here !
We all received a phone card,
It is to save our company money...
As many employees apparently,
Have been up to something funny...
The phone bill is through the roof,
And Telstra’s made a profit...
Those cards are going faster,
Than that legend Alan Moffat...
A $50 phone card,
Will help you on your way...
But you better use it wisely,
Because next time you’ll have to pay...
Now don’t take it for granted,
This card is not to be abused...
Don’t try to buy a beer with it,
As your request will be refused...
So go on ring the missus,
See how the family are...
But you won’t be on there too long,
As there’s a line up at the bar...
So 15 minutes maximum,
Is all you need to speak...
Save all your conversation,
When you get back home next week...
Len Newey 2012