When you go out fishing,
And it's time to launch the boat...
There are a few known facts,
That all of you should note...
Keep your wits about you,
When youré jumping in...
As you could lose your balance,
A quickly take a spin...
I knew of such a bloke,
Who had a little shock...
When he fell out the boat backwards,
And landed near a croc...
He almost shit himself,
He thought he was Jesus Christ...
As he walked upon water,
Not once, but bloody twice...
His uncle was on shore,
He laughed until he cried...
As old mate was in the creek,
And he thought he nearly died...
No Crocodile Dundee here,
He was way out of his league...
This near death experience,
Left him a bit fatigued...
But he made back in the boat,
He was a little red faced...
To the safety of the shore,
Which he quickly embraced...
His uncle on the shore,
Rolling in fits of laughter...
This story I am sure,
Would be told for some days after...
Len Newey 2012