Jingle Bells

Dashing through the mine, in an old Landcruiser ute

I came across a bloke, in a big red bloody suit

He had taken a wrong turn, he went left instead of right

No more fun will Santa have, without his sleigh tonight?

Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle all the way

I got to get old Santa out and send him on his way

Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle all the way

I wonder if old Rudolph will see the light of day

A mile or two below, Santa’s sleigh was in deep shit

It was wedged between a rock, it really took a hit

So I did my old take five, and devised a masterplan

I scaled away the rocks, I worked like superman

Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle all the way

I think I’m getting closer, to Santa’s bloody sleigh

Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle all the way

If I do my back in, that old codger’s is going to pay

The final rock was gone, and the reindeer were alive

Although Rudolf’s nose was broke, I helped him up the drive

Now I reached into the ute, and found an old red light

I placed it on his nose, it would guide him through the night

Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Santa’s on his way

With my old flashing light, strapped to Santa’s sleigh

Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle all the way

I hope that little Rudolph,is going to be okay

Well, who would of really thought, that my night would be like this

I was only down the hole, to go and have a piss

I can’t wait to tell my mates, when I get back out the hole

That I saved that big old fella, who was from the northern pole

Jingle bells, Jingle bells, it’s has really made my day

I rescued dear old Santa Claus, and sent him on his way…

Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle all the way

I’m a bloody hero mate, I saved old Christmas day !

Len Newey 2011