Sunday Family Humour 5th April

Jokes presentations, videos, pictures, cartoons - family humour

Your First Easter Email

Thanks to Bert

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.

He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit is

The Easter Bunny ,

and he is DEAD!

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

A beautiful ~~blonde~~ brunette woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible!" he explains.

"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and

KILLED HIM.”

The blonde says, "Don't worry.”

She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.

She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.

The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again,

he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished.

He runs over to the woman and demands,

"What is in that can?

What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?”

The woman turns the can around

So that the man can read the label.

It says..

(Are you ready for this?)

(You know you're gonna be sorry)

(Last chance)

(OK, here it is)

It says,

"Hair Spray

Restores life to dead hair,

And adds permanent wave.”

H a p p y E a s t e r! ! !

Irish Interview Technique

Thanks to Tony H.

No cheating …… honest

Murphy applied for a fermentation operator post at a famous Irish firm based in Dublin.

A Pole applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test by the Manager.

When the results were in, incredibly both men had scored 19 out of 20.

The manager went to Murphy and said, "Thank you for coming to the interview,

but we’ve decided to give the Pole the job."

Murphy: "And why would you be doing that? We both got 19 questions correct. This being Ireland and me being Irish surely I should get the job."

Manager: "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the one question you got wrong."

Murphy: "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than another?"

Manager: "Simple. On question number 7, the Pole wrote down, 'I don’t know.' You put down, ‘Neither do I”

Bye Bye American Pie

Thanks to Paul S.

A very good way of looking and listening to the times, events and particular moments that were a huge part of our collective history - from the mid 1950's to the first part of the present Century. They were best and worst of times, but those days and years provided huge evolutionary power. Don Mclain's Bye Bye American Pie and the associated visuals tell the history sooooo well.

Brings back great memories and a few sad ones