Sunday Family Humour 22nd March

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Laugh For The Day

Thanks to Paula M.
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HELLO, OPERATOR
ANOTHER CHAPTER OF "THEY WALK AMONG US AND
REPRODUCE!!

Actual call center conversations!
Customer:     'I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; can you help?'
Operator:      'Where did you get that number, sir?'
Customer:     'It's on the door of your business.'
Operator:      'Sir, those are the hours that we are open.'
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Samsung Electronics

Caller:          'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?'
Operator:     'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about.'
Caller:          'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall  socket and telephone Jack before
 cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?'
Operator:      'I think it means the telephone plug on the wall.'
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RAC Motoring Services

Caller:         'Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I
                     am traveling in Australia ?'
Operator:    'Does the policy name give you a clue?'
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Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while traveling in Europe)
'If I register my car in France, and then take it to England, do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?'
 
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Directory Enquiries

Caller:       'I'd like the number of the Argo Fish Bar, please'
Operator: 'I'm sorry, there's no listing. Are you sure that the spelling is      correct?'
Caller: 'Well, it used to be called the Bargo Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off.'
 
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Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator:        'Woven? Are you sure?'
Caller:             'Yes.. That's what it says on the label -- Woven in Scotland ....'

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On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a
phone box told a worried operator: 'I haven't got a pen, so I'm
steaming up the window to write the number on.'
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Tech Support:      'OK. At the bottom left hand side of your screen,
                               can you see the 'OK' button displayed?'
Customer:             'Wow! How can you see my screen from there?'
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Caller:  'I deleted a file from my PC last week and I just realized that I
need it.  So, if I turn my system clock back two weeks will I get my
file back again?'


Techno-Magician

Thanks to John C.

Techno-Magician


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London Secrets

Thanks to Paul S.

London Secrets


Italian Car Pooling

Thanks to David M.

The Italian Carpool Lane Hell in a Handbasket.mp4


Gorgeous Places

Thanks to Steven B.

Georgous Places



Harrier Jet Landing without Landing Gear

Thanks to David M.

Incredible Jet Landing on an Aircraft Carrier


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