Sunday Family Humour 19th July

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An old man, a boy and a donkey

Thanks to David M.

An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked.

As they went along they passed some people who remarked: "What a shame, the old man is walking and the boy is riding."

The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.

Later they passed some people who remarked: "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." So they then decided they'd both walk!

Soon they passed some more people who remarked "They're really stupid to walk when they have a decent donkey to ride." So, they both rode the donkey.

Now they passed some people who shamed them by saying: "How awful to put such a load on a poor donkey."

The boy and the man figured they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey.

As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the donkey and he fell into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story? If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your ass goodbye!

Have A Nice Day!

We are not human beings going through a temporary spiritual experience;

we are spiritual beings going through a temporary human experience. Unknown

Nothing is as it Seems

Thanks to Paula M.

Mongolian Nomadic tribe lives among the reindeer

Thanks to Bert

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David M's Gallery

Thanks to David M.

Drone Ambulance

Thanks to David M.

- arrives in l minute as compared to an average of 10 min for a regular ambulance.

The Bridge at Q’eswachaka

Thanks to Paul S.

These Peruvian native people construct the swinging bridge a

new every year using old-time methods.

FLU SEASON

Thanks to David H.

It’s brilliant

To avoid it...

Eat right!Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies.

Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.

Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune system.

Walk for at least an hour a day,

go for a swim,

take the stairs instead of the lift, etc.

Wash your hands often.

If you can't, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.

Get lots of fresh air.

Open doors & windows whenever possible.

Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.

Get plenty of rest.

OR

Take the doctor's approach.

Think about it...

When you go for a flu jab, what do they do first?

They clean your arm with alcohol...

Why?

Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.

So...

I walk to the pub. (exercise)

can't get you!

REMEMBER:

'A shot in the glass

is better than one in the ass!'

Live Well -

Laugh Often -

Love Much ....

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