Sunday Family Humour 12th April

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Idle Thoughts Wandering through a Retiree's Mind

Thanks to Gary E.

I had amnesia once --- maybe twice.

I went to San Francisco .

I found someone's heart. Now what?

Protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

If the world were a logical place,

men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.

What is a "free" gift?

Aren't all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible

and I believed them.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home

and, when he grows up,

he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.

Experience is the thing you have left

when everything else is gone.

One nice thing about egotists:

they don't talk about other people.

My weight is perfect for my height--

which varies.

I used to be indecisive.

Now I'm not sure.

How can there be self-help "groups"?

If swimming is so good for your figure,

how do you explain whales?

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground,

and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

Is it me -- or

do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

Only in Africa

Thanks to Tony H.

Only in Africa 2

China in 1920s

Thanks to Lee

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Insane Photos

Thanks to Jim R,

Insane Photos That You Won’t Believe Aren’t Photoshopped

Artist Philippe Ramette fastened his feet to the wall of the floating sideways balcony

and held onto the railing for support.

This wooden cabinet was intentionally carved to look like this.

This photo is caught perfectly as the bubble was popping.

No, that’s not a giant bottle. This photo was just shot at the right angle.

The plughole at the Ladybower Reservoir in the UK is a manmade hole that drains water during extreme rainfall to prevent overflow in the dam.

A pool that managed to remain pristine during a flood.

Matthias Schlitte, aka Popeye, is the German arm wrestling champ.

What looks like 4 pictures cropped together is actually just one picture.

Normandy Landings

Thanks to Ray O'.

NormandyLanding

Awesome Machines

Thanks to John C.

Letters From The Edge

Thanks to Lee

Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.

Sincerely,

Unicorns

Dear America ,

You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.

Sincerely,

Canada

Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." Just saying...

Sincerely,

Google

Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,

Please make one for every skin color.

Sincerely,

Black people

Dear Scissors,

I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.

Sincerely,

Sarah Palin

Dear Customers,

Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.

Sincerely,

Nail Salon Ladies

Dear Ugly People,

You're welcome.

Sincerely,

Alcohol

Dear White People,

Don't you just hate immigrants?

Sincerely,

Native Americans

Dear Trash,

At least you get picked up...

Sincerely,

The Girls of Jersey Shore

Dear Man,

It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?

Sincerely,

Elephant

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