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I had amnesia once --- maybe twice.
I went to San Francisco .
I found someone's heart. Now what?
Protons have mass?
I didn't even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
If the world were a logical place,
men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
What is a "free" gift?
Aren't all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible
and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home
and, when he grows up,
he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
Experience is the thing you have left
when everything else is gone.
One nice thing about egotists:
they don't talk about other people.
My weight is perfect for my height--
I used to be indecisive.
Now I'm not sure.
How can there be self-help "groups"?
If swimming is so good for your figure,
how do you explain whales?
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground,
and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
Is it me -- or
do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
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The plughole at the Ladybower Reservoir in the UK is a manmade hole that drains water during extreme rainfall to prevent overflow in the dam.
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We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Dear America ,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." Just saying...
Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
Please make one for every skin color.
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Nail Salon Ladies
Dear Ugly People,
Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
At least you get picked up...
The Girls of Jersey Shore
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
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