Sunday Family Humour 29th November Page 2
Sunday Family Humour 29th November Page 2
Jokes presentations, videos, pictures, cartoons - family humour
Final Exam
Thanks to Ray O'
Teachers are going to love this one. Brilliant!
At Penn State University, there were four sophomores taking chemistry, and all of them had an 'A', so far. These four friends were so confident that, the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Penn State until early Monday morning.
Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they visited friends, but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final. The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. The guys were excited and relieved. They studied that night for the exam.
The next day the Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points. Cool they thought. Each one in separate rooms, thinking this was going to be easy.... then they turned the page. On the second page was written.....
For 95 points: Which tire?
I Don't Drink
Thanks to Chris A.
Humour Goes Deep
Thanks to David H.
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Old Movie Dance Scenes Mashup
Thanks to John B.
If you’re a fan of old movie dance scenes then sit back and enjoy this mashup of 66 Old Movie Dance Scenes set to a Mark Ronson-Uptown Funk ft.Bruno Mars soundtrack. I have always enjoyed watching these dance video compilations because I can appreciate how much time and effort went into creating them. If you enjoy watching entertaining dance videos then you might like to see some more of my favorites so consider watching Rita Hayworth Is Stayin’ Alive or another good one is Shut Up and Dance.
A Bear Story
Thanks to David M.
"A true story"
A Man Found Two Bear Cubs Beside Their Dead Mother.
Words Can't Describe What Followed
A naturalist named Casey Anderson stumbled across two grizzly bear cubs nestled beside their dead mother in the wild mountains of Alaska . Casey couldn't just leave these little guys to die in the wilderness, so he made the brave decision to take them with him. He trains animals for a living, so he knew he would be able to give these cubs a real shot. That simple decision, borne out of grief, turned into one of the most unique and adorable rehabilitation stories we have ever laid eyes on.
This is Casey and the little cubs. Unfortunately, only one survived and he decided to adopt him.
He named him Brutus.
Brutus grew up as part of the family, albeit a very fuzzy part.
It was Casey's job to train animals, so raising and training Brutus was normal for him.
Over the years, they became close friends and brothers.
And Brutus got the run of the pool.
Brutus grew to be so close to Casey, he was even his best man (bear) at the wedding.
It may have made the bride a little nervous.
But she was probably glad Brutus wasn't capable of taking him to a strip club (no thumbs).
Brutus also gets a place of honor at the Thanksgiving table.
Life is good for this not-so-average bear.
SUP?
You'll be hard pressed to find a situation cooler than being best friends with a grizzly bear.
If Casey and Brutus made you smile, then you should probably spread the joy and share this. Shame all
humans aren't this kind and understanding,
Oldest Known New York Footage
Thanks to Ray O'.
An amazing 2 letter English word
Thanks to Spike
A reminder that one word in the English language that can be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb and preposition.
UP
Read until the end ..... you'll laugh.
This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is 'UP.' It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n], or [v].
It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP?
At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP, and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends, brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and fix UP the old car.
At other times, this little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.
To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.
And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.
We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night. We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP!
To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look UP the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions.
If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.
When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes out, we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, the earth soaks it UP. When it does not rain for awhile, things dry UP. One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now . . . my time is UP!
Oh . . . one more thing: What is the first thing you do in the morning and the last thing you do at night?
U P !
Did that one crack you UP?
Don't screw UP. Send this on to everyone you look UP in your address book . . . .. or not . . . it's UP to you.
Now I'll shut UP!
P.S. If you weren't entertained by this email, well, then, UP yours......
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