Sunday Family Humour 1st November Page 2

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Astute Observations

Thanks to John C.
There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and dipshit's.
The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.
I live in my own little world, but it's OK. Everyone knows me here.
I saw a very large woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said "Left Tackle?”
I don't do drugs. I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.
I don't like political jokes. I've seen too many get elected.
The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
If life deals you lemons, make lemonade. If life deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Mary’s.
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys.
Every day I beat my previous record of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
No one ever says, "It's only a game!" when their team's winning.
Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
Marriage changes passion . . . suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't need the freakin' class!
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Wouldn't you know it! Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
Why is it that American children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

Old Folks, Kids and Animals

Thanks to Francois P.

Old folks kids and animals

Tips From Life Hacks

Thanks to David M.

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Unbelievable Magic Trick

Thanks to David H.

Unbelievable Magic Trick

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Every Dog Should Own A Cat

Thanks to Paula.

“You give up yet”?[139].jpg
What ! time to get up already?[140].jpg
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bite your tail so hard; I was only teasing.[144].jpg
Wait a minute, ain't I supposed to put my paws over my eyes if you hide?[147].jpg
Here, I brought him back; next time he goes for a walk, you go get him.[148].jpg
Hey Irvin, your ear weighs a ton and I'm stuck[150].jpg

OK, on count of three, we all roll over.[151].jpg
He's mine, I caught him, you can't have him, he belongs to me, so there.[152].jpg

Actually Rex, I think it's your time to change the channel.[153].jpg

Colours Only God Could Create

Thanks to David H.

Color Only God Could Create

This Is The Honest Truth

Thanks to Wally


But so true!!!

This is the honest truth!

Boy, if this doesn't hit the nail on the head, I don't know what does!

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint? Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.

The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then.

Why the different treatment for the two patients?

The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.
The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.

Next time take me to a vet!

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