Sunday Family Humour 1st March

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Kids In Church

Thanks to Paula M.

3-year-old Reese :
'Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.
A little boy was overheard praying:
'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am.'
After the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,
'That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys.'
One particular four-year-old prayed,
'And forgive us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.'
A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they
were on the way to church service,
'And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?'
One bright little girl replied,
'Because people are sleeping.'
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson..
'If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
' Ryan , you be Jesus !'
A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand..
'Daddy, what happened to him?' the son asked.
'He died and went to Heaven,' the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
'Did God throw him back down?'
A wife invited some people to dinner..
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
'Would you like to say the blessing?'
'I wouldn't know what to say,' the girl replied.
'Just say what you hear Mommy say,' the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
'Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?'

Kids reactions to a typewriter

Thanks to Ray O'.

Kids reactions to a typewriter

Getting Creative With Snow

Thanks to Tony H.

Creativity with Snow

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Honda - The Power of Dreams

Thanks to Ray O'.

Honda - The Power of Dreams

Marriage or Relationship?

Thanks to Bert

 If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him

And never say it's not quite as good as his mother's

Marriage 1

Then adopt a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,

For as long and wherever you want ...

Marriage 2

Then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote,

Doesn't care about football,

And can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies

Marriage 3

..then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores

Marriage 5

..then adopt a dog !

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do,

Doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old,

Who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to,

And loves You unconditionally, perpetually ...

Marriage 6

..then adopt a dog. 


On the other hand,

If you want someone

Who will never come when you call,

Ignores you totally when you come home,

Leaves hair all over the place,

Walks all over you,

Runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep,

And acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness then...

Marriage 4

...adopt a cat!

You thought I was gonna say... Marry a man, didn't you?


Marriage 7

....have a GREAT Day!!!

A Flight in a Typhoon Fighter Jet
Thanks to David H.
Now you have an opportunity to sit in the backseat of one of the fastest fighter jets of the world,
the 'Typhoon' of the RAF.

Enjoy the flight, often going over 6G, that would make any normal person black-out.

A Flight in a Typhoon Fighter Jet

Kids and Pets

Thanks to Paula M.

Kids & Pets

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