Sunday Family Humour 17th May

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Questions for which people have no "good" answers

Thanks to Don B.

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change?

They're going to see you naked anyway...

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,why is there a stupid song about him?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erectwhile Pluto remains on all fours?

They're both dogs!

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song andTwinkle, Twinkle Little Starhave the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,

but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Whydo we press harder on a remote controlwhen we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds'when they know there is not enough money?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen timeswith their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it,

hen put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

Talking Dog Wendy Wows Judges!

Thanks to David M.

The Judges are left open-mouthed when Marc Matral introduces his talking dog Miss Wendy. “Congratulations, in the nine years of doing this show, Simon has said he wanted a dog that could meow or sing, and you did both, incredible,” says Amanda. Simon is totally smitten!