This is an ongoing narrative of one Kalina Swiesyn, originally of the lesser known planet Wysteria II, but lately of the semi-alternate sub-dimension commonly known as "MSF High" complied by the not so high bureaucratic council of the 245th council of sub-observing watchers of persons or personages of possible semi-interest connected to persons of possible interest. Subject person in this case is is the aforementioned Kalina Swiesyn, narratives provided are either composite, copied journals, or other recounts of observation acquired about the target.
First Day, part 1 - The Rude Awakening
First Day, Part 2 - Chocolate and Hard Rock