Games

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash. 

What is a monster’s favourite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.

Where do pumpkins hold meetings? In the gourdroom.

What kind of coffee do mummies drink? De-coffin-ated.

What did the ghost say when it fell? I got a boo boo.

Have you seen the twin witches? I can’t tell witch is witch!

What do you call an athletic pumpkin? A jock-o-lantern.

Why did the vampire become an actor? He wanted a part he could really sink his teeth into.

What do ghosts serve for dessert? Ice scream.

What did the pumpkin say to its carver? Cut it out! 

What do mummies listen to on Halloween? Wrap music.

What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? A life gourd. 

What is a vampire’s favourite fruit? A blood orange.

Who helped the pumpkin cross the road? The crossing gourd.

Did you hear about the vampire who needed glasses? It was blind as a bat.

Why do witches fly on broomsticks? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy

What is a ghost’s favourite ride? A roller ghost-er.