Jokes and Riddles
What do you call a grizzly bear in the rain?
What do you call a grizzly bear in the rain?
A drizzly bear
Why are babies born on March 31st so easy to prank on April Fools day?
Why are babies born on March 31st so easy to prank on April Fools day?
Because they were literally born yesterday
What is a soldier's favourite month?
What is a soldier's favourite month?
March
Fun Fact:
The Chicago River is dyed green every year in celebration of St. Patrick's Day. This tradition has happened annually since 1962!
Q: What goes up when rain comes down?
Q: What goes up when rain comes down?
A: Umbrellas
Q: I don't have wings, but I can fly. I have a tail and I am very colourful, but I am not a bird. What am I?
Q: I don't have wings, but I can fly. I have a tail and I am very colourful, but I am not a bird. What am I?
A: A kite
Q: What has many keys but can't open a single door?
Q: What has many keys but can't open a single door?
A: A piano
What kind of bow can't be tied?
A rainbow!
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