Jokes and Riddles
Ision Yadav
1. How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb?
1. How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Is it one or two? One... or two?
2. A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia.
2. A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia.
Librarian: "They're right behind you!!"
3.
-Have you heard of Murphy's Law?
-Yes, anything can go wrong will go wrong
-What's about Cole's law?
-No?
-It's a thin-slice cabbage dripped in mayonnaise and sour cream
4. I have a Polish friend who's a sound technician. Oh, and a Czech one too. Czech one too. Czech one too.
5. When you look really closely, all mirrors look like eyeballs.
6. Q: What question can you never truthfully answer yes?
6. Q: What question can you never truthfully answer yes?
A: Are you asleep yet?
7. Q: The more of it there I am, the less you see. What am I?
7. Q: The more of it there I am, the less you see. What am I?
A: Darkness
8. Only one colour, but not one size. Stuck at the bottom, but easily flies. Present in the sun, but not in the rain, Doing no harm and feeling no pain. What am I?
8. Only one colour, but not one size. Stuck at the bottom, but easily flies. Present in the sun, but not in the rain, Doing no harm and feeling no pain. What am I?
A: a shadow
9. I have four legs, but no hair. People ride me for hours, but don’t go anywhere. Without needing to be tugged or turned on, I always manage to be ready for work. What am I?
9. I have four legs, but no hair. People ride me for hours, but don’t go anywhere. Without needing to be tugged or turned on, I always manage to be ready for work. What am I?
A: a chair
10. In eight years I will be twice as old as I was six years ago. How old am I?
10. In eight years I will be twice as old as I was six years ago. How old am I?
A: 20