Ision Yadav
Is it one or two? One... or two?
Librarian: "They're right behind you!!"
3.
-Have you heard of Murphy's Law?
-Yes, anything can go wrong will go wrong
-What's about Cole's law?
-No?
-It's a thin-slice cabbage dripped in mayonnaise and sour cream
4. I have a Polish friend who's a sound technician. Oh, and a Czech one too. Czech one too. Czech one too.
5. When you look really closely, all mirrors look like eyeballs.
A: Are you asleep yet?
A: Darkness
A: a shadow
A: a chair
A: 20