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What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frost-bite!
What do you call a snowman on roller skates?
What do you call a snowman on roller skates?
A snowmobile!
What's white and goes up?
What's white and goes up?
A confused snowflake
Fun Fact:
The distinct forehead of a beluga whale actually has a name: a melon!
Q: How are minus zero, negative zero, and below zero all the same?
Q: How are minus zero, negative zero, and below zero all the same?
A: They are all ridiculously cold!
Q: I have wings but I cannot fly, I am royal but not a king, and I lay eggs but I am not a chicken. What am I?
Q: I have wings but I cannot fly, I am royal but not a king, and I lay eggs but I am not a chicken. What am I?
A: A Penguin
Q: I fly when I am born, lie when I am alive, and run when I am dead. What am I?
Q: I fly when I am born, lie when I am alive, and run when I am dead. What am I?
A: Snow!
Today isn't the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It's snow joke.
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