Satans Tips For Ministry Success

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• • Just preach God's love. Don't mention His sovereignty, or His judgment of sin.

  • Amuse. Use jokes and plenty of music, and rock music. Don't get deep into the Word of God

  • Don't preach separation from the world, and its pleasures. People won’t love them.

  • Don't preach holiness. God knows our weaknesses. We can't be just like Him.

  • Don't preach Bible prophecy; the return of Christ and coming judgment. It frightens people.

  • Preach that there's a big revival just around the corner (although the Bible teaches the opposite).

  • Don't preach sound doctrine. Major on emotional experiences, spiritual "highs" & feelings.

  • Don't teach the Genesis record of creation. Educated people won't accept that.

  • Don't press for Bible study or prayer meetings. Give them plenty of fun and entertainment.

  • Don't teach the Lordship of Christ. That's taking things too far.

  • Don't talk about the Blood of Christ, repentance, or sanctification. All denominations and religions are heading the same way. We simply must get together.

  • Don't rebuke or correct your family members or friends or church members, when they sin against God. As it may hurt them and you may lose the relationship.

(author anonymous)