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The father of one of my kids

Thanks to Cory A.

A guy goes to the supermarket

and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She says hello.

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been

unfaithful to his wife and says,

'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that

I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies

watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

How to command attention

Thanks to Ray M.

16 Historical Photos

Thanks to Mark G

The Greatest Pool Shot

Thanks to Ray O'.

Animal Pictures

Thanks to Paul S.

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Christmas Blessings

Thanks to Andrea

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