Sunday Family Humour 24th October

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A very special thank you to all contributors

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What Love means to a 4-8 year old

Thanks to Paul S.

The answers are broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined

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'When my grandmother got arthritis,

she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.

So my grandfather does it for her all the time,

even when his hands got

arthritis too.

That's love.'

Rebecca- age 8

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'When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.

You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.'

Billy - age 4

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'Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and

they go out and smell each other.'

Karl - age 5

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'Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries

without making them give you any of theirs.'

Chrissy - age 6

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'Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.'

Terri - age 4

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'Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before

giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.'

Danny - age 7

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'Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you

still want to be together and you talk more.

My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss'

Emily - age 8

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'Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.'

Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)

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'If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,'

Nikka - age 6

(we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)

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'Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.'

Noelle - age 7

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'Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends

even after they know each other so well.'

Tommy - age 6

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'During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all

the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.

He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.'

Cindy - age 8

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'My mommy loves me more than anybody

You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.'

Clare - age 6

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'Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.'

Elaine-age 5

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'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is

handsomer than Robert Redford.'

Chris - age 7

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'Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all

day.'

Mary Ann - age 4

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'I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes

and has to go out and buy new ones.'

Lauren - age 4

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'When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come

out of you.' (what an image)

Karen - age 7

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'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's

gross.'

Mark - age 6

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'You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean

it, you should say it a lot. People forget.'

Jessica - age 8

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And the final one

The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly

gentleman who had recently lost his wife.

Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard,

climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.

When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said,

'Nothing, I just helped him cry'

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When there is nothing left but God, that is when you find out that God is

all you need. Take 60 seconds and give this a shot! All you do is simply say

the following small prayer for the person who sent you this.

Heavenly Father, please bless all my friends in whatever it is that You know

they may be needing this day! And may their life be full of Your peace,

prosperity and power as he/she seeks to have a closer relationship with You.

Amen.

Then send it on to five other people, including the one who sent it to you.

Within hours you caused a multitude of people to pray for other people. Then

sit back and watch the power of God work in your life.

How do you test airbags

Thanks to Cindy

Good old British Postcards!

Thanks to Paul S.

Classic Photos

Thanks to Ray M.

This is a terrific collection of "behind the scenes" still photos of Hollywood greats

(plus Michael Caine!) from Buster Keaton onwards.

You'll all recognise faces I don't. Just turn up your sound and enjoy.

WHAT A MAN'S GARAGE SHOULD LOOK LIKE

Thanks to Ray O'

...And Then...There's Mine!

Salsa Dancing Dog

Thanks to Paul S,

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