Sunday Family Humour 2nd Jan 2011

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'LIFE' THOUGHTS BY 'DUCKY'

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ?

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!

Wouldn't you know it....

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

A completely brilliant question!!!!!!!

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?

Another completely brilliant question!!!!

Bumper sticker of the year:

'If you can read this, thank a teacher –

and, since it's in English, thank a soldier'

And remember:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper.

The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

Ya just might want to pass this along.......

Stunning Rocks

Thanks to Paul S.

Google Presentation

A Road Bomb

Thanks to Ray M.

Nature at her best

Thanks to Paul S.

Google Presentation

The Economy

Thanks to Blain

Not too hot - not too cold

Thanks to Ray O'

About a week ago I received a couple of pictures that had come to me from a friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend, etc., about people living in Colorado Springs who wondered why their water barrel was almost empty every day. They set up a couple of cameras and caught a bear bathing.

Well, he's back. This is what I just received:

Big Al came for his weekly bath again this week. He really looks like he enjoys the experience. He needs a bigger tub, will think about that for next year.

Sand Castles

Thanks to Paul S.

Google Presentation

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