Sunday Family Humour 6th March

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Golf Problems

Thanks to Ray M. and Peter D.

Tim and Janice met on a singles cruise and Tim fell head over heels for her.

When they discovered they lived in neighbouring cities only a few miles apart Tim was ecstatic.

He immediately started asking her out when they got home.

Within a couple of weeks, Tim had taken Janice to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies and museums.

Tim became convinced that Janice was indeed his soul mate and true love.

Every date seemed better than the last.

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Tim took Janice to a fine restaurant.

While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Tim said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you.

I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage."

"So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life-changing question,

it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV.

In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf.

If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"

Janice took a deep breath and responded, "Tim, that certainly won't be a problem.

I love you as you are and I love golf too;

but, since we're being totally honest with each other,

you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."

"Oh wow! I see," Tim replied.

He looked down at the table, was quiet for a moment.

Deep in serious thought he added,

"You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."

Golf Betrayal

Partners

Thanks to Paul S.

The World's Libraries

Thanks to Paul S.

1. University Club Library - New York Ciy, United States Photograph by Peter Bond

2. Canadian Library of Parliament - Ottawa,Canada Photograph by James Gillard

3. Yale University's Beinecke Rare Book and Manuscript Library -New Haven, Connecticut Photograph by Lauren Manning

4. Iowa State Capital Law Library - United States Photograph by Tani Livengood

5. Suzzalo Library at the University of Washington - Seattle, Washington Photograph by Sam

6. Admont Abbey Library - Austria Photograph by Ognipensierovo

7. State Library - Victoria, Australia Photograph by Waltonics

8. Library at El Real Monasterio de El Escorial - Madrid, Spain Photograph by Jose Maria Cuellar

9. José Vasconcelos Library - Mexico City, Mexico Photograph by Pedro Vasquez Colmenares

10. Real Gabinete Português de Leitura - Rio de Janeiro, Brazil Photograph by Ruy Barbosa Pinto

11. National Library of Finland - Helsinki, Finland Photograph by Marj-Liisa

12. Mitchell Library - Sydney, Australia Photograph by Christopher Chan

13. Thomas Fisher Rare Book Library at University of Toronto - Toronto, Canada Photograph by Fadi J

14. George Peabody Library - Baltimore, Maryland Photograph by Danielle King

15. Strahov Theological Hall - Prague, Czech Republic

Extreme shepherding

Thanks to Paul S.

Senior's Bumper Stickers

Thanks to Ray M.

Release the Hounds

Thanks to Ray O'.

Bahrain F1 Starting Grid

Thanks to Ray M.

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