Sunday Family Humour 7th August Page 2

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Lay Off Letter

Thanks to Chris

Little wonder why this guy is boss. He is sharp! You can't be any fairer than this leader...

Dear Employees:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change...I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

New enclosed bike

Thanks to Tony H.

Singapore Sky Park

Thanks to Lee.

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Thanks to Bill S.

I'm sending this to you to see how

Many actually read their e-mail.

Your response will be interesting.

Pay attention to what you read.

After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was

Sent to you.

Here goes:

People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime.

When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that

Person..

When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need

You have expressed.

They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with

Guidance and support,

To aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually.

They may seem like a godsend and they are.

They are there for the reason you need them to be.

Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time,

This person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an

End.

Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away.

Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand.

What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire

Fulfilled, their work is done.

The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on.

Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has

Come to share, grow or learn.

They bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh.

They may teach you something you have never done.

They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy..

Believe it, it is real. But only for a season.

LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons,

Things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional

Foundation..

Your job is to accept the lesson,

Love the person and put what you have learned to use in all other

Relationships and areas of your life.

It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.

Thank you for being a part of my life,

Whether you were a reason, a season or a lifetime.

The World's fastest train

Thanks to Bill S.

'The Tunnel of Death'

Thanks to David H.

READ BEFORE WATCHING VIDEO

The 3,150 m long Lefortovo tunnel in Russia , (near Poland)

is the longest in-city tunnel in all of Europe .

It is nicknamed 'The Tunnel of Death'.

See for yourself why.

There is a river running over the tunnel

and water leaks through in some areas.

When the temperature reaches nearly 0°C,

like it does during the winter in Russia,

the road freezes and becomes 'black ice'

as slippery as...well...ice.

And Russian vodka doesn't help with the driving skills!

The result is the attached video which was taken during a SINGLE DAY

with the tunnel surveillance camera.

Congratulations to the bendy-bus driver

- imagine the passengers in the back!

What a ride!

The next time you complain about traffic,remember this video...

Love that Russian engineering.

Mystery in Spain

Thanks to Captain Bob

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