Sunday Family Humour 16th January 2011
Sunday Family Humour 16th January 2011
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Pet Fish
Thanks to Mark G.
A Saskatchewan man was stopped by a game warden recently with two ice chests full of live fish in water, leaving a river well known for its
fishing.
The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
"Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?"
"Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em
swim' round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take 'em home."
"That's a bunch of bull shit Admit that you are breaking the law, buddy! Fish can't do that!"
The man looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth. Just give me a chance, and I'll show you. It really works."
"Okay, I've GOT to see this! And if it doesn't work, well, you know the rest..."
The man poured the fish into the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him with the predictable half grin and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" said the man.
"When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH!"
"What fish?"
People in Saskatchewan may not be as smart as some,
but they ain't as dumb as others!!
Snow Slide
Thanks to Paul S.
The Vaulkswagen assembly plant
Thanks to Cory A.
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Bad day at Hallmark
Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day.......
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
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Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?"
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
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I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.
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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky, West Virginia & of course Hope Valley )
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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
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When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
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We have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?
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I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
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Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.
Snow Plough
Thanks to Paul S.
Temple of the Tigers
Thanks to Ray O'.
The Pole
Rally Accidents
Thanks to David H.
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