Professor Mailroom

The self-entitled Professor Mailroom is a man who has taken residence in the shelter of a defunct postal office. It is located on the outskirts of Macondo. While he is not always clearly on the same page as his infrequent visitors, he is guardian to a wealth of interesting manuscripts and entertaining material that was abandoned there. He is a mystic, but loathes the title and would never refer to himself as one.

He remotely acts as a member of the CRA, although is known to seek out and greet new arrivals to the station, in hopes to recruit them to his organization.