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Welcome to the personal site of the Tenbury Wells Angling Team Syndicate or TWATS for short.
A small group of lads who enjoy their fishing and the craic between mates.
We generally pursue Carp, Barbel, Chub, Pike, and Tench.
Species such as Catfish and Eels would be a welcome distraction, however, Bream don't count and Roach are only useful as dead baits, (Found in the freezer section at tackle shops)
You can keep up to date with our Piscatorial activity by keeping an eye on our Blog.
You can view our individual profile pages.
Why not have a look at some of our most memorable catches in the Gallery?
(Feel free to print off any pics and place them near the cooker to stop your kids from getting burnt)
There are a few of Rob's many Mind Maps available to view.
You can also Visit Rob's mind mapping site to have a look at more of his personal mind maps.
Enjoy your browsing!
Manui Dat Cognitio Vires
Small Print!
It has never been our intention to offend or upset anyone with our Thoughts, actions, opinions, or statements whether verbal or written! Should anyone take offence or get upset by the material contained within this site? We didn't mean it!
Now get a life!
Bream Don't Count! End off!
The Team
The Team in France 2016
Steve (Top Left)
Phil (Top Right)
Rob (Bottom Left)
Martin (Bottom Right)
For More on your local weather Look out of the Window.
That old saying a Red sky at night is a shepherd's delight.
Red Sky in the morning is a shepherd's warning!
Is not at all true
Although Minced Lamb and Potatoes is Shepherd's Pie
Rob's Mind Map Re Site Design
You can see more of Robs Mind Maps by Clicking the Link Below
NOT Rules, as Such More, "Guidance!"
If you borrow it! Give it back!
Arguments over any preferred peg will be settled by drawing straws, this also applies to choosing a venue to fish!
If you fall over in your own peg although not advised this is done so at your own risk!
Falling over in another member's peg is not permitted under any circumstance.
No amount of swearing or profanity is likely to improve your catch rate!
If it's not on the bank, it does not count!
You must NOT fish in somebody else's swim.
Blagging bait off other fishermen around the lake is severely frowned upon.
It is up to the person who catches it to weigh it correctly and ensure you have the pic you want!
While Swimming is considered a healthy activity and may improve your Cardiovascular Health, members are reminded that Weils Disease/Leptospirosis is NOT fun and harmful to health.
Remember Bream don't Count!
On a Bivvy Night don't forget your water, your Head Torch, or your Powerbank, or your Boots!
If your Bait Boat runs out of power mid-lake, that would be your own fault!
Preserve Wildlife: feel free to pickle an otter!
If you see a Curvaceous Carp, encourage her to swallow not spit!
Check the Garage of your RV when returning from France, assisting illegal Immigrants into the county is a criminal offence!
If you do see a Camper van when out driving, it's probably NOT as big as Bob's!
Joining the Team
We get many enquiries asking "how do I join the team and become a member of the TWATs?"
Membership is by invitation only. To be in with any chance of joining the team.
You must have devoted your life to the pursuit of all things fishy!
You must be able to laugh at yourself, especially in times of despair and despondency.
You must be willing to attempt the following initiation test :
1 Put 10 marbles in your mouth and have a packet of Creamed Crackers Handy.
2 Put a Cream Cracker in your mouth and say " I want to be a TWAT"
3 Repeat 2 over and over again until you have used all the Creamed Crackers!
The risk here is that you may swallow a marble each time you repeat this phrase!
If you have lost all your marbles and you're still Stuffing Crackers? you are surely in a position to be considered as a TWAT!
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