Post date: May 8, 2016 8:16:51 PM
Dear Ed,
I recently began exploring modern technology and have been posting some of my pics on Instagram.
However I am concerned that I'm being stalked by Lucy Kite and Meghan Trainor? They just wont stop sending me pictures of themselves several time each day?
I blame myself really I mean you Poke em once on Instagram and your world changes in an instant.
Rob you do make me laugh! LOL. They are not stalking you, that's just how Instagram works. Stop worrying.
However as instructed in the letter you sent, I will start spreading rumors about you and both of these two lovely ladies. Have you ever thought of taking up Yoga?? Or is it a case of listen to Meghan and NO.
And just to put you right on a couple of technical points: Its Internet and Not Interweb, and as far as I know there is no such application as Facetube??
You'll be after my job next? LOL