Post date: Nov 25, 2014 7:47:08 PM
Just a brief note to remind the team that you should lock your kit away safely and securely.
I'm sorry to report that Tonto has had his fishing gear stolen from his shed despite it being locked. It seems whoever it was managed to break the lock off his shed door and took everything.
As a team we hope that the first fish caught on phil's gear is so big it shatters the rod during the play and that the thief gets a face full of carbon splinters. Hopefully some splinters will enter their eyes rendering them blind and while they stagger about the waterside in immense pain they loose their footing and fall in. Hopefully they will drown.
If we find out who you are, be warned as you may have to start brushing your teeth by sticking a toothbrush up your backside.