Sunday Family Humour May 2nd 2010 Page 2

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Taking the dog for a walk

Thanks to Tony

A little girl asks her mum, 'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?'

Her mum replies 'No, because she is on heat.'

'What does that mean?' asked the child.

'Go and ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'

The little girl goes out to the garage and says,

Dad, can I take Dora for a walk around the block?

I asked Mum, but she said the dog was on the heat, and to come ask you.'

He took a rag, soaked it in petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent,

and said 'Ok, you can go now, but keep Dora on the leash and only go one time around the block.'

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash..

Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Dora?'

You'll love this!!!!!!!!!)...............

The little girl said, 'She ran out of petrol about halfway round the block, so another dog is pushing her home.'

That's God

Thanks to Ray M.

Google Presentation

Roll up Computer from Germany

Thanks to Ray O'

Is it 12 or 13?

Thanks to Blain

Brickie's Labourer in Bangladesh

Thanks to David H.

Michelle Obama's Jealousy

Thanks to David H.

Scenes you don't see everyday

Thanks to Dedan