Sunday Family Humour 13th June 2010 Page 4
Sunday Family Humour 13th June 2010 Page 4
Jokes presentations, videos, pictures and cartoons and presentations and humour or all the family
A very special thank you to all contributors.
It's that Johnny again!!
Thanks to Bill S.
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners,
asked her students the following question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?
Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying,
'That would be rude and impolite..
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said,
'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom,
I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at
the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your
good manners?'
'I would say Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?
I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine,
whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted.
Grandnord life and reindeer
Thanks to Ray O'.
Grandnord is within the Arctic Circle, and is part of Sweden, Finland, Denmark and Russia
Model Jet Plane
Thanks to Ray M.
Panda Pics
Thanks to Tony
Mum? Can you come and get me down now?
I'm not coming out.
You'll have to come in and get me.
Kung Fu Panda...bring it on!
On the count of three.... lift!
Does this log make my butt look fat?
Betcha can't see me.....
Oops! Slight miscalculation.
You go. I'll just stay here and rest my head a little bit.
It wasn't me! I didn't steal this bamboo shoot!
It was just sitting here, I swear it!
I'll give you 2 seconds to get off me or I'm calling Mom.
Pardon me but do you have a napkin?
Darn paparazzi! Could we have a little privacy please?
Dear Martha Stewart:
I have this brown stain on my nice, white, fluffy butt...
Shhhh! I'm reviewing...
I cannot believe that I'm stuck in this tree again.
What is the matter with me?
I'm sure there's a way out somewhere.
I saw an ant go this way yesterday.
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned...
Pandas looking for lost earrings....
Absolutely nothing accomplished.
The perfect day for a panda...
Mother Earth
Thanks to Paul S.
Chinese Bridges
Thanks to David H.
The Eiffel Tower
Thanks to Ray O'.